Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Please Stop Snowing

Please Stop Snowing





Jerk Alert

How many assholes does it take to block off an entire gas station?



One.

The Real Thing

Coca~cola tastes better from a plastic bottle than a plastic cup.

Likewise it tastes better from a glass bottle than a glass...



Why?

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Supply Run

We went on a supply run for Friday's party.

When I say supply I mean "SUPPLY!!!!!"

...and Jenny got tired of the picture taking.




ADDENDUM: Way to get your finger into the shot, dumb ass.

Full Moon Zoom

That's going to be the title of my next album*. "Full Moon Zoom."






*no it's not.

Party Planning

Runs Amock!


Eclipse

Accumulation

Not a lot of accumulation, but enough to qualify as a white Christmas?


Monday, December 20, 2010

DANGER!!!!

Duck and cover kids, there's a snow flurry happening outside.

I have to go to my sister's house tonight, then home, then to my parents', then home again. I expect snarled traffic everywhere due to the fact that there is one snow flake for every 100 yards of road.

HoHoHo!

Weekend

Busy weekend. Really busy weekend.

We woke up early on Saturday and cracked the whip. Jen had to work for a while and I needed to get a jump on the Christmas Eve Party Preparation by cleaning the hell out of the house. We also had some more Christmas shopping to do.

After a few hours of cleaning we broke for lunch, at the Border Cafe of course. From there we hit a number of stores, focusing mostly on places in Methuen. The best story from the shopping spree comes from Old Navy.

We were in line at a check out register, just shooting the breeze and waiting for our turn, when Jen starts laughing. She told me to check out the woman at the next register. I took a look, and then I started laughing too. She was wearing a sweater and a shirt, both of which still had price tags on them. We told the clerk at our register, he called security, and they came to covertly check things out.

Lady... if you're going to shoplift... take the damn tags off the clothes your shoplifting!

We tried to hang out long enough to see her get busted at the door, but we were feeling a little too obvious and decided to wait outside. Once outside we weren't obvious anymore, but we were COLD, so we moved along to the next store on the shopping list.

After shopping we visited with my folks for a while, then went home and popped in a movie and went to bed, completely forgetting to eat dinner.

Forgetting to eat dinner on Saturday night leads to eating breakfast at IHOP on Sunday morning. Once we got home it was back to work. Cleaning for me and wrapping presents for Jen. We blew through a big chunk of the pre-party to-do list. Then it was up to Salem to pick up the kids, and then down to Tewksbury for a Christmas party. Both of my nephews and my niece were there as well. Jen's kids did a fantastic job helping keep an eye on the little ones during a very crowded and busy party. Santa came. Santa gave presents. All of the kids got one. Santa is the best.

After that we went out to dinner (again... sort of a trend for us lately. A trend that has my waist line expanding exponentially) before heading home and watching another movie.

Very eventful, busy weekend. I had a blast. I wish we could add a few more days onto it, but instead we'll just try and patiently get through the few days remaining between now and Christmas.

Thanks for a great weekend, Jen. Thanks for a great weekend, kids.

HoHoHo!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Funky Candle

Dinner at Grassfield's in Andover. They have funky little candle things.


Hazy and Almost Full





Santa!

OJ

The downside of being too busy to stop and eat dinner on a Saturday night is that on Sunday morning you are hungry enough for IHOP.


Saturday, December 18, 2010

Carolers @ The Loop













ADDENDUM: How the hell do you spell "caroller?" Carolor... caroler. Caroler? Google likes it, so I'll go with that. Pardon me while I change the title of this post.

ah-thank-ya

Christmas @ The Border

Me and Patches





Christmas Kitty

Kitty sits under the tree, waiting for us to unwrap her on Christmas morning.

Or something like that.


Friday, December 17, 2010

Content Whore

Jen and I went out to dinner after work. While sitting here I have checked in at Foursquare and Facebook, and posted updates to Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, Posterous, and now Blogger. Flickr is next.

I am a content whore, people. Seriously.



Friendly Christmas Reminder

Here is a public service announcement. Sort of like a friendly Christmastime Reminder.

Red lights mean STOP YOUR EFFING CAR!!!

This message is specifically for the twit who blew through the red light without even slowing down and nearly killed me. I hope your death is painful you waste of genetic material.

On another note, with temperatures at a balmy 16 degrees Fahrenheit this morning I would like to publicly state that Mother Nature can bite me.

Bite.
Me.

That is all. Thank you.