Schmucko the Clown

That does it. The Red Sox season has not even started yet and already it has descended into a complete and total farce.

As of today, Red Sox manager Schmucko the Clown, aka Bobby Valentine, is doing a weekly appearance on a New York radio show that is hosted by Yankees play by play announcer Michael Kay.

There is precedence for this selling of the Boston managers soul. I mean we all remember when Robert E Lee did a weekly television spot on Abraham Lincoln's talk show, and Adolf Hitler used to make regular guest spots on the FDR show. Those were classics, right?

I exaggerate a little, but if you are a Red Sox fan you understand what I mean. Schmucko the jack ass clown has insulted all of us. All of the people who buy the tickets that pay his salary have just been shit on by the voice of the franchise, and by voice I mean asshole who can't shut his friggin pie hole.

Now usually when a member of a pro sports team wants to interact with the media outside of the usual means, pre and post game interviews and such, it needs to be approved by the team. That means that this marriage with hell was probably given the green light by either Ben Cherrington or Larry Luchino (did I spell that right?). Which means that not only is Schmucko the Clown completely out of touch with his fan base, but his bosses are too.

The very thought of the manager of the Boston Red Sox yucking it up with the TV voice of the f***ing Yankees makes me want to puke my guts out.

You suck, Schmucko the Clown.