Why am I overwhelmed with jealous rage?
Because my wife just sent me a text and emailed me a video...
From her new iPhone 4!
My skin has literally turned green. I mean it. If I had an iPhone 4 I'd use the second camera to take a self portrait of my green-with-jealousy look.
I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want I want.
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