What the Hell Time is It??

What the hell time is it?
What the hell day is it?

Do I want the vacation to be over? No.
Do I want to go back to California right now? Yes.

Having said that...

Was it really nice to sleep in my own bed last night? Yes.
Was it really nice to plop down in my own living room this morning? Yes.
Did I automatically pull up the blinds this morning to see if there were any deer in the backyard? Yes.

Welcome home!