ARGH!!

ARGH!! I can't stand it anymore! Play the game right now! WIN, BRUINS! WIN!!

I want the Stanley Cup Finals! You want the Stanley Cup Finals! All of the masses of people who read this ridiculous page want the Stanley Cup Finals (even if they don't realize it... all one or two of them)!

Screw Too Many Men on the Ice!
Screw Wayne Gretzky and his little Mark Messier too!
Screw the entire 2009-10 Philadelphia Flyers Organization!
Screw that fan that Milbury smacked around with his own shoe!
Screw Ulf Samuelsson!
Screw Claude Lemieux!
Screw Every Montreal Canadiens Team Ever!
Screw Bill Buckner!
Screw Bucky Dent!
Screw Aaron Boone!
Screw Bob Gibson!
Screw Mookie Wilson!
Screw Pete Rose!
Screw Ray Knight!
Screw Stan Musial!
Screw Magic Johnson!
Screw Kareem Abdul Jabaar! (did I spell that right?)
Screw Eli Manning!
Screw William "The Refrigerator" Perry!
Screw the Super Bowl Shuffle!
Screw Brett Favre!

SCREW EVERY PLAYER AND EVERY TEAM THAT HAS EVER COME BETWEEN A BOSTON TEAM AND A CHAMPIONSHIP!

SCREW THEM ALL!!!!!!!

The Bruins are going to win tonight's game seven! There, I said it! My Cautious Optimism is in full overdrive! I WANT THE STANLEY CUP FINALS! The hell with a lifetime of horrible, atrocious, miserable post season collapses by every Boston sports team! Tonight the Bruins stand tall! Tonight the Bruins WIN GAME SEVEN!

Redemption! Salvation! HOPE! OPTIMISM! All things that are foreign to Boston sports fans! All things that are ALIVE AND WELL!

GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!
GO BRUINS!