What do I have to do, Google? What do I have to do to prove my love for you?
I use Gmail for my email.
I use Blogger for my bloggering.
I use Google Music.
I used to use Google Wave a whole lot, probably as much as anyone alive.
I even used Google Buzz for the three or four days it was available.
I use Google Talk (sometimes).
I use Google Latitude.
I use Google Maps constantly.
I use Google Calendar constantly.
I use the Google iPhone app all the time.
I use Google Picasa all the time.
I use Google Picasa online to host all of the mobile pictures on this page.
I use Google as the default search engine on every browser I use.
Why, then, oh why have you not sent me a Google+ invite?
Have I not proven my love for Google millions of times?
What must I do?
I don't suppose any of you kind people reading this would want to send a Google+ invite my way, would you? No, you wouldn't do that. I'm going to need Google to send me one directly, but they don't love me nearly as much as I love them.
Oh Google, why have you forsaken me?
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