Reasons Why I Love My Wife

Sometimes my wife and I get into this goofy state where we spam each other's facebook pages with goofiness. Last night, while eating a nice dinner at the 99 in Salem, we did exactly that.

She took a picture of me that nearly blinded me with the sun-strength iPhone 4 LED flash:



The caption she gave to the image? Dorky McDorkerson.

I then followed with this:



I captioned it, Mrs McDorkerson.

She then followed with this, which made me laugh out loud:



The reason for my LOL was her caption, Sad Dorky McDorkerson.

We then went on to spam the picture of her with comments relating to the Family Guy episode where Stewie kidnaps the cast of Star Trek the Next Generation.

As I was writing this I came up with another reason why I love my wife.

She said to me, "I wish the kitty would stop being a kitty."

I asked, "What would you like the kitty to be?"

She answered, "A Hippogriff."

She then told the kitty that it's name is no longer Patches, it's now Buckbeak.

I do so love my Harry Potter quoting wife.

Jenny, I love you like crazy. I LOVE YOU!!!!