I woke up twice in the middle of the night last night to go to the bathroom. Clearly my prostate is failing. I've had pain and soreness in both legs for a while now. I'm sure it's arthritis. Or polio. I woke up with a bad stuffy nose this morning too. Obviously it's bubonic plague.
Either that or it's just my birthday again.
I think I am going to skip my birthday this year. 25 is old enough, you know?
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