Tuesday, May 8, 2012

May 8

I woke up twice in the middle of the night last night to go to the bathroom.  Clearly my prostate is failing.  I've had pain and soreness in both legs for a while now.  I'm sure it's arthritis.  Or polio.  I woke up with a bad stuffy nose this morning too.  Obviously it's bubonic plague.

Either that or it's just my birthday again.

I think I am going to skip my birthday this year.  25 is old enough, you know?

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