Motivation gone... Sleep good

Before we do anything else please click here:

Top 100 reason why Captain Kirk is better than Captain Picard!

There, now that that is over with. My last post promised I'd get up at 5:00am today and do some recording. Yeah... right. I got up at 6:30 and did some scrambling to not make everyone else late. So much for RPMotivation day. I'll try again tomorrow.

We're having company on Saturday. Our house is not cleanly enough for company, especially when one guest will be a toddler. Our mission for the next three days is to Clean The House! This is a mission that will be successful. It would be easier if I could keep up with the 10,000 tons of laundry. One of the downsides of being a ridiculously oversized person is that your clothes take up a ridiculous amount of space in the washer and dryer and therefore more loads must be done.

But again, we will succeed!

Okay I can't resist... here are some favorites from the Kirk vs Picard link:

7. When Sisko met Picard he told him he hated him. When Sisko met Kirk he got his autograph.

11. When Kirk screams it echoes across the entire planet.

12. When Kirk blew up the Enterprise, Starfleet built him another one and had it ready by the time he got home.

13. Kirk collects antique guns. Picard collects antique matrioshka nesting dolls.

4. Picard’s Enterprise was destroyed by a couple of Klingon chicks while he was stranded on a desert planet. Kirk’s Enterprise was destroyed when he blew up a crew of Klingons, stole their ship, and resurrected Spock from the dead.

5. Kirk has caused computers to self-destruct by out-thinking them on three separate occasions.

1. When Data died, Picard had a funeral. When Spock died, Kirk reconstituted the body, forced it’s soul back in, and even got him laid along the way.

2. When Picard senses that Wesley is having emotional problems he sits down and talks with him about it. When Kirk sensed that Charlie X was having emotional problems he took him to the gym and threw him around on the mats until he got over it.

3. When Picard went back in time he brought back Data’s head. When Kirk went back in time he brought back a blonde.

28. When the evil aliens use a stun ray on the crew, Kirk always stays conscious for a minimum of 15 seconds longer than everyone else.

31. When Sarek mind melded with Picard, Picard cried a lot. When Sarek mind melded with Kirk, Kirk decided to hijack the Enterprise and bring Spock back from the dead.

48. Kirk has punched out at least one member of over three thousand known alien races.

49. Kirk would never allow his first officer to get more tail than he does.

50. No matter what world Picard goes to, Kirk was there first and probably has an illegitimate child somewhere on the planet.

Right, I have to stop before I just copy and paste the entire freakin' list.

Good Day!