Friday, November 16, 2012

No More Twinkies

This is awful! 

Worst news ever!*

The Hostess Company has gone out of business as of today.  The company that brought us Twinkies and Ding Dongs and Wonder Bread is no more.  They have been through bankruptcy court a couple of times recently and they were in a labor dispute (just like the idiot NHL) and just packed it in today.  You can read a short article about it here.

This is a disaster or epic proportions!*  What are the Griffins going to do after the end of civilization?  What is going to keep Woody Harelson (sorry if I spelled that wrong, Woody) from going off the deep end during the zombie apocalypse? 

Where am I going to get my Twinkies fix now?  There is probably a run on supermarkets and convenience stores as we speak!

Oh Twinkies snack cakes... we didn't appreciate you enough when we had you.  We took your for granted.  How will we go on?

*Yes, that is a gross exaggeration.  Don't give me any shit for trying to be funny, please.

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